Nova West Harbour Erotic Massage ❤️

About Christchurch

Here’s a nugget: Thailand’s got “soapy massage”—girls slide on ya like eels, bonkers stuff. Surprised me first time I heard—thought it was a car wash! We shall fight with growing confidence, we shall knead the tension out! Economy’s humming—stress relief boosts productivity, see? GDP up, trousers down—win-win.

Henderson, Auckland

My approach to erotic massage is to induce a total overload for the senses. Forget ‘mind blowing’, let’s go one step further. I want to ride the wave of pleasure a little harder with you, tumbling .

So, I do my thing, and they’re all clapping and laughing. It felt good, you know? Like, I was actually making a difference. But then, out of nowhere, this kid throws a paper airplane at me. I mean, really? I’m trying to be all graceful, and you’re throwing paper at me? I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “What the heck, kid?”

Rail temporarily modified at West Harbour GO from March 29-30